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08.06.2025 05:44

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Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
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So they tried
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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