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08.06.2025 05:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What are your thoughts on Italian nationalist poet Gabriele D'Annunzio, who was the subject of the documentary "Fiume o morte!"?

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

You won’t believe how much each Nvidia employee is worth as the company rides the AI gold rush - The Economic Times

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What are the basic human needs according to psychology? What are the consequences of not meeting these needs?

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

Do you have any attributes quirks sensitivities abilities etc that you've come to learn most people don't experience? E.g. dream with subtext or experience de ja vu regularly or know you experience life very differently from those around you etc?

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Celebrity hairstylist Jesus Guerrero died of pneumonia and fungal infection, likely complications from AIDS - NBC News

Just Forget it!

No go.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

So they tried

No way

Sean 'Diddy' Combs trial day 22 recap: Witness says Combs participated in 'hotel nights' as late as August 2024 - ABC News

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Here's What To Expect From A New COVID Variant Going Around - BuzzFeed

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What blowjob techniques do you use for your man to cum inside your mouth?